Anonymous asked: How are you feeling today?
jayjaythejetplane95 replied:

I’m feeling alright, could be better. Thank you so much for asking.

TMI Tuesday, ask me inappropriate, personal, sexual, awkward questions. I’ll answer anything you’re curious about.

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fragilelittlething:

everythingisstatusquo:

meanwhile, at the super hot and extremely good looking lifeguard convention…

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Reblog if you have an imaginary life inside your head

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When an employee at the McDonald’s drive through asks me how I’m doing, I always ask them back, just in case they need someone to talk to because you never know

Those fries could be salted with tears

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